So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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