he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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