Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
