I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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