Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
