we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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