whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
In America we eat man semen.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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