My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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