U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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