names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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