so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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