Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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