when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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