I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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