she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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