next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
