"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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