tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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