What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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