Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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