My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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