Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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