I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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