all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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