So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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