Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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