He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
