I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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