I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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