it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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