real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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