He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it's like iHOP with fire
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
