DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He passed out mid-signature
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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