Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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