but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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