3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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