You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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