Where did you get a picture of my penis
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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