I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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