Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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