belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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