She's JV to your varsity
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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