I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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