party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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