I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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