Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's blow job season.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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