I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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