Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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