No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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