Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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