okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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