At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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