just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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