youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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